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Battle Damage F*** Ups!

From high five fails to chainsaw mishaps, a few things didn’t make it into the first season of Battle Damage. Go behind the scenes with hosts Justin and Erik to see the hilarious outtakes, including a new “spin-off” called #BattleTampon.

Released on 02/04/2015

Transcript

(camera whirring)

Today on Battle Damage, some people asked us to do

(horn) so we're gonna do it.

[Director] Action.

Fly.

We destroyed this printer, now it's your job to kill flies.

[Director] This needs to stay like that, then you pull it.

Let's do it.

Yeah.

(clears throat)

[Director] Rolling!

Boom!

[Justin] Stick your tongue to it!

[Woman] Don't!

All I want is for you to be careful.

Careful's boring.

Let's smash a cat with it.

No!

Oh, is the Roomba hungry? Want some crumbs?

Suckle my teat.

Today we're bringing you special console wars (bleep).

[Producer] Put your chin back,

lift your chin, lift your chin.

Today on Battle Tamp, Battle Tampon?

I don't know what I'm saying.

Everyone's favorite little action camera, the GoPro.

This is gonna look so good!

(puking noise)

You can request who we battle test next by leaving

a battle tampon, sorry, are we ready?

Today on Battle Tamp (laughs)

He's saying Battle Tampon.

Now it's in my head.

Ooh, man, that was really embarrassing.

To help us feel better, why don't you tell us

about a time you really screwed up

down there in the comments.

Make sure and check out all 12 episodes of Season One

if you haven't already, and we'll be back

next week with a brand new episode.

Starring: Erik Beck, Justin Johnson

Music:
"Hey You" (Instrumental) by: Pigeon John
"So Ganster" (Instrumental) by: Pigeon John