Live From Cyberspace: Killer Cyber Monday Deals

No, hang on, stay with me on this. How often your cat uses the litter box, what they do in there, and how much they weigh can all be important details to know if your cat becomes sick. And cats suck at keeping a health journal. So this smart litterbox system from Petivity (8/10, WIRED Recommends) lets you track all that info using any litterbox you already have.

It's currently $150 for one, but a 2- or 3-pack brings it down to just $100 apiece.

Petivity Smart Litterbox Monitor System for $150

You only get one back, and it's got a lot of really complicated, interlocking parts, and they can get messed up pretty easily. Don't be cruel to your back, like I did for the first half of my career sitting on a metal folding chair at a desk in my bedroom. The Branch ergonomic chair is our top pick for most people who don't want to destroy their spine with a desk job.

Branch Ergonomic Chair for $329

The Google Pixel 7A (8/10, WIRED Recommends) isn't just our favorite Pixel phone. It's also the best Android phone for most people. It has great value when it's full-price, so this discount makes it extra enticing. It's snappy, powerful, water-resistant, and capable of charging wirelessly. The camera is great too. This deal is a match of a low price we've only seen a couple of times.

Look at this. Her name is RONALDA. She's got little purple horns, and a big purple fuzzy belly. And her face looks like she stepped out of Adventure Time. I am going to buy one of these for my girlfriend. Do not tell her. I want it to be a surprise, okay?

Ronalda the Pink and Purple Yeti Squishmallow for $12

Nichelle the Orange Dinosaur Squishmallow for $12

I just talked to the Council of Gamers and they told me that RGB backlighting gives you a stat boost to your Cool Points. But for real, though, we really like these lights. They can even sync up with your music! And they're cheaper than they were on Black Friday thanks to the on-page coupon. Who said Cyber Monday is just an extension of Black Friday? I didn't, nope, not me.

This bad boy can fit so many milliamp-hours in it. 24,000 of them, to be exact. But my favorite feature of the Anker 737 isn't the handy little display that shows stats like wattage rates or battery percentage. It's not the two USB-C ports or the single USB-A port. Nope. It's the fact that you can fully recharge the power bank in as little as one hour. No more overnight charge times! It recharges as quickly as it'll top off your phone…or laptop…or Nintendo Switch…or all three simultaneously. And it's cheaper than we've ever seen it before.

This is an iPad. It's the one that came out in 2022, so it's pretty new. It's $350. It's an iPad. I feel like you know what an iPad is at this point, right? You're smart, I don't need to talk down to you.

Anyway, here's our review of this model if you wanna know more about it. It's $100 off right now. Not bad.

So there I am, cruising through our deals database, and that's the first time I learn about this Philips Hue portable lamp? Looks like just a regular lamp, right? It's got a cord and everything. Except you can just pop it off its base and take it wherever you need. That's so cool! I had no idea this even existed! I guess I should read my colleauges' posts more often.

Philips Hue Go Portable Lamp for $160

It was on sale for $136 ($24 off) but it looks like that sale has ended. And listen, I'm as bummed about that as you are. Possibly moreso. To make it up to you, here are some deals on other Philips Hue lights which are also very cool.

Philips Hue White and Color Ambiance Starter Kit (2-Pack) for $80 ($10 off)

Philips Hue Lily Outdoor Smart Lights 4-Pack for $352 ($88 off)

The Unbound Bender is flexible and can be used internally or externally. It's waterproof and super-quiet, so unlike wand vibes with deep rumbly vibrations, the Bender lends more of a buzzy feel—and won't let the entire house know what's going on. (And also, you don't have to literally plug it into a wall … looking at you, Magic Wand.) The Bender doesn't usually sell for much less than it is right now for Cyber Monday.

When I first tried out a 6K cinema camera, I literally did not have an SD card that was fast enough. None of them could handle it. And the ones that could were insanely expensive. So I caved and got this Samsung T7 SSD.

It supports read and write speeds in the area of 1,000MB/s, and can store up to 500GB of data (with higher capacities available, though those aren't on sale right now). You probably don't need to record 6K footage, but if you just want to copy your photos or backup your spreadsheets really fast, this is the way to go. These often fluctuate in price and we've seen this one cheaper than this, but we've also seen it a lot more expensive. For some reason.

Samsung T7 SSD (500GB) for $65 ($5 off)

My partner and I unabashedly ate all 25 pieces of chocolate in the Godiva Advent Calendar in record speed. Those delicious little morsels didn't stand a chance. Unlike the powdery novel Santa Clause and Rudolph chocolates you mowed down as a kid, these silky treats are the real deal. Right now Macy's has it on sale for $27, an $18 discount. I won't tell anybody if you eat it all over the course of a night or two.

Atlas is a coffee subscription that will send you a bag of coffee from a selection of blends so wide that it's almost impossible for a coffee lover not to find something they enjoy from their catalogue. And right now, when you sign up, you'll get your first bag for free.

Atlas Coffee Club Free Bag With First Order

The Ninja Speedi is our favorite air fryer for most people. It has a deep capacity and twelve different cooking modes. In addition to air frying, you can sous-vide, steam, sear, and more. The design is intuitive when it comes to creating one-pot meals, too—you can prep pasta at the bottom while your veg and proteins finish up top. Clip the on-page coupon to get it for $120 ($30 off). We've seen it drop to $100 before, but this deal is still solid.

Bad Dragon is a company with a very long, robust reputation of producing some of the best and most creative fantasy sex toys on the market. They can be a bit pricey ($115 for a medium-sized dildo, for instance), but with this sale, many are well below that. You’ll have to choose which options you’re interested in, then check Bad Dragon’s available inventory for available models (the discount will show up in the search results page). WIRED Writer Jaina Grey has personally tested the Abyss the Kaiju King, and Hell Knight models and finds them some of the most well-made sex toys you can buy.

Bad Dragon Sale on Solid Color Fantasy Dildos (Up to 40 percent off)

Having fluffy pets is all fun and snuggles until it comes time to clean your sofa. The Chom Chom Roller is a fantastic tool to keep in your arsenal for exactly these situations. It uses static to clean up and collect the fur from furniture, low-pile carpets, and (frequently in my case) the back of your jacket after your cat insists on napping there. It's weirdly satisfying to use the Chom Chom roller, and this price matches previous deals we've tracked.

Begone, fur tumbleweeds! Take thine nonsense elsewhere!

Listen, I don't have anything against people who collect Funko Pops. If it brings you joy, then it's worthwhile. I don't even mind my colleagues who find deals for Funko Pops so that you can save money on them when those people buy them. In fact I prefer they can save money!

I simply want everyone to have options. Options that don't involve beady…jet black…over-sized…eyes.

So here are some Lego Marvel sets that are on sale. And a ton of other sets that are still on sale for a few more hours tonight including Star Wars, Marvel, and a bunch of others. (I will concede I did not find a Lego Whitney Houston, though.)

• Lego Avengers Advent Calendar for $31 ($14 off)
• Lego Iron Man Armory for $54 ($36 off)
• Lego Black Panther Bust for $210 ($140 off)
• Lego Hulkbuster for $385 ($165 off)