Vsauce Answers the 100 Most Googled Questions

I'm Michael from Vsauce1.

Kevin from Vsauce2.

And I'm Jake from Vsauce3.

We are here in front of a box

full of the 100 most Googled questions,

according to Mondovo.

We're gonna see if we can answer them without Google.

Here we go.

(electronic rock music)

(mouse clicks)

The hundredth most Googled question.

(drum-rolling with mouth) You guys ready?

How many calories are in a banana?

Ooh!

I'm gonna go with like 30.

(buzzer sounds) Whoa!

We are not licensed nutritionists.

(laughing) No.

A much easier question.

What is the meaning of life?

42.

Google might even say like, Did you mean 42?

I'm not sure. Yeah, it's the

Douglas Adams thing, right?

How to cook quinoa.

Easy, you put it in water that's boiling.

(bell chimes) Fluff with a fork.

Gotta fluff with a fork. It doesn't say salt.

That's a lie.

How to get rid of blackheads.

I'm not a dermatologist,

I would recommend just letting them live their life.

(buzzer sounds) See a dermatologist.

I would recommend that one. (laughing)

How many ounces in a gallon?

64 64, yeah.

(buzzer sounds) Whoa!

128! We were

halfway there. Double that.

128, you gotta double it. Double that.

How to get rid of acne.

Do hot water, put on the soap, wash it again with hot water,

then use cold water to close the pores.

(bell chimes) How to draw a dog.

Can I eat this banana, by the way?

Yeah. Can I just--

With a pen, some paint Need calories.

Thank you.

Oh, this is a nice pen.

Kevin's is actually--

Kevin's is like a work of art.

Your dog looks like a cave painting.

How to make money fast.

Oh, click here, no. (buzzer sounds)

How to last longer in bed?

Foreplay. (bell chimes)

Distract yourself mentally. Yeah, okay.

Communicate, whatever.

I don't think this is very PG.

How many people are in the world?

A lot. (bell chimes)

How old is Justin Bieber?

22 (buzzer sounds)

23 Aw!

Oh, he had a birthday in March.

Come on, Jake. So close.

I know, I was a Belieber You didn't get him anything?

All right, how to save money.

Don't spend it. (bell chimes)

(applauding) Put it in a bank.

Unless you don't trust banks, in which case put it in your

mattress. Mattress.

Mattress. (laughing)

Next up, we have how to start a business.

Where are you?

There you are, start it. (buzzer sounds)

Start it. Fire it up.

How tall is Kevin Hart?

Five four? Five s--

(exclaiming) (bell chimes)

Five four! (applauding)

Come on. We know our Kevin Hart.

How many M-B in a G-B?

It should be, what, 1,000,

but it's actually like 1,024 Well it's like 1,024.

Yeah. (buzzer sounds)

1,000, all right.

Well... I mean, actually...

Right. Okay.

I get it. Yeah, we'll see about that.

How to delete Facebook account.

Well the old days it used to be what is it,

like your security setting thing,

and then there was like delete profile

and there's a bunch of do you want to,

and you say yes. (bell chimes)

How to hack Facebook account.

Get access to their e-mail address so you can say,

I forgot the password, need to reset.

Probably social engineer them.

How to take a screenshot.

Well, this depends on your device.

If it's an iPhone you press the volume down button

and the sleep button at the same time.

Or the power button at the same time.

If it's on a Mac, I believe it's Control, Option 4.

PC, you press print screen

and then you have to copy and paste that

into Photoshop or Paint, something like that.

If it's on the Android device,

it depends on the piece of hardware that you're using.

Samsung's a different variation than LG.

(bell chimes) Yeah.

It's all very intricate.

Here's a good one.

How to gain weight.

Calorie-dense foods (mumbles)

would be best. (bell chimes)

Just drink vegetable oil.

What is the time?

3:14 (bell chimes)

They had to Google what time it was.

What are they Googling on that doesn't have a clock?

Oh! That's the question.

How much house can I afford?

Thinking about a house as like a,

a unit of measurement You can only have--

is really funny. Yeah, I can afford a kitchen

and one living room, nothing else yet.

(laughing) Oh!

Monthly expenses should not exceed 36%.

That's a good way

to answer that. That is a good way

to answer that. Okay,

how many ounces are in a liter?

32. (buzzer sounds)

Oh, 33.8. 33.8, not bad.

Not bad.

How to write a cover letter.

Dear, insert name here.

Yeah, what up? (buzzer sounds)

Why is the sky blue?

Michael, I know you know this.

The light from the sun scatters off of the atmosphere,

the longer wavelengths scatter less,

the shorter ones scatter more,

including the color blue. (bell chimes)

There's even more to that

because there should be a lot more purple and indigo,

but our eyes see red and purple together with the same cone

and so we make it a light blue.

Other animals might see a different color sky.

How many centimeters in an inch?

It's about 2.4? (buzzer sounds)

2.54 Oh, 2.54.

Ah, that's fine.

How long to boil eggs?

Oh, this is like eight?

I think bring it to a boil, (buzzer sounds)

and then 10 12 minutes.

12? Yeah,

eight's for a softer boil. Eight's for a softer boil.

Yeah, that's what I like. That's a harder boil.

Like my ramen egg.

How many teaspoons in a tablespoon?

Three. Four.

All right. Oh.

Who sings this song?

(laughing)

How many countries in the world?

It really depends, 195.

How to solve a Rubik's cube.

Watching tutorials on YouTube.

What time is it in Hawaii?

Three hours behind Okay it's three, so it's

Los Angeles. six hours behind New York.

So it's like 9:00 a.m. there.

(bell chimes) What is the temperature?

Like 68. (bell chimes)

What is the temp?

The temp is the person who's just there temporarily.

When is Labor Day?

January 23, 1986.

My mom went into labor on that day, I came out.

(buzzer sounds) 4th of September.

When is Memorial Day?

May.

What time is it in Australia?

What are they 16 hours ahead of us?

(buzzer sounds) Depends what part of

Australia you're talking about

because Melbourne and Perth are in different time zones.

How to make money online.

Create a YouTube channel.

GoFundMe. (laughing)

How many days until Christmas?

Ooh.

I don't even actually know what day it is.

What does HMU mean?

Hit me up. Hit me up.

H-M-U!

How many days in a year?

Well, it depends on the year.

(bell chimes) What is

daylight saving time?

Yeah, cool.

How to tie a bow tie.

YouTube videos. (bell chimes)

How to write a check.

Is it enough, though? I'm just gonna write

pay to the order of Jake Roper.

Jake, I present to you this check for

(bell chimes) a lot of money.

Paid to the order. What time is sunset?

8:12 Yeah, about 8:00.

7:56 Oh, 7:56.

How many ounces in a cup?

Eight. (bell chimes)

What time is the Super Bowl?

6:30 Eastern (bell chimes)

How many tablespoons in a cup?

Oh, it's a lot. (buzzer sounds)

How to make slime.

Well (laughing). Well, guess what.

Subscribe to Vsauce's Curiosity Box

and you'll get two colors of slime.

How to make love.

It's something that you demonstrate every day

through many different ways

of appreciating another person's existence.

(bell chimes) How to make French toast.

Bread, eggs, cinnamon. Eggs, cinnamon,

and then syrup. (buzzer sounds)

What is your name?

My name is Michael.

How to use Snapchat.

It's very un-intuitive.

I actually had to have a younger person explain it to me,

because I just didn't get it. Oh man, yeah.

Well, maybe that's step one.

How do you spell?

I mean you're pretty much there.

(laughing) S-P-

E-L You're already doing it.

How to have sex.

That's me Googling then.

All right, how many ounces in a quart?

Four times eight

Is 32.

Is 32. (bell chimes)

How many grams in a pound?

Oh brother.

Gosh, I don't know. These metric to imperial

ones are tough.

How to make a pizza. (laughing)

What you gotta do is you get some yeast,

you get some flour, you get some water, warm water,

you put it into a bowl, put a little olive oil on the dough,

put it in the fridge, cover it in plastic wrap,

take it out after it's risen, put it down on the table

with a little bit more flour there so it doesn't stick,

roll it out, turn it into a circle, put your pasta sauce

on top of it that you've hopefully made yourself,

put cheese if you're not lactose intolerant,

whatever toppings you want, throw it in the oven,

cook it at some degree for a set amount of time,

and you're done. (bell chimes)

How to draw a rose.

Ooh!

(laughing)

A rose is much harder than I thought.

That maybe looks more like a rose.

That's more of a carnation.

I think I drew a artichoke.

How to get rid of bed bugs.

You can't. (buzzer sounds)

How old am I?

How old is Google?

Google's what 98, 97? Yeah.

What time is it in London?

8:25. (buzzer sounds)

8:34. Pretty close.

How many days till Christmas?

235? (bell chime)

Yeah! (applauding)

How many cups in a gallon?

Oh, come on. Four cups in a quart,

four quarts in a gallon,

16 cups in a gallon. (bell chimes)

How to take a screenshot on a Mac.

It's Control, Option 4. (bell chimes)

How to delete Instagram account.

You go to settings.

Yeah, you go to settings

and then there's probably a delete thing,

are you sure you want to delete?

How to boil eggs.

You heat the water up until it's boiling.

12 minutes 12 minutes

is what I've been told.

10 to 12, good.

How to download videos from YouTube.

According to YouTube you shall not download any content--

You shall not is like-- YouTube talks like Gandalf.

You shall not download videos...

Okay, what is the weather today?

It's nice, it's sunny.

A little bit cool. (bell chimes)

Where is my phone?

Where is my phone? I think,

I think mine's in a...

Over there. Oh, I put it on

silent over there.

Is it going to rain today?

No. No.

No, I don't think so. (bell chimes)

How to lose belly fat.

Leave it in a cab. (buzzer sounds)

I lose everything that way. (laughing)

Expensive. How old is Hillary Clinton?

62 (buzzer sounds)

No.

What does SMH mean?

Shaking my head. (bell chimes)

What time is it in California?

12:42. It's like 12:30.

(buzzer sounds) It's not that late.

How many feet in a mile?

5,200? 5,600?

5,142? (buzzer sounds)

How many grams in an ounce? Oh, again?

Goodness gracious. Ounce.

How to make money.

Buy a printer or a scanner that's old enough

that they don't have a security feature installed

and then you scan the money. (buzzer sounds)

You know, Photoshop won't let you do that?

When we were young.

Whoa, poetry! When we were young?

How to make pancakes.

Buy some Bisquick? Yeah, buy Bisquick,

Pancake mix. pour oil and water in there,

and then you

put it in the thing, And an egg.

Whip it around, pour it onto a nonstick pan,

flip it, then you're done. (buzzer sounds)

Where are you now?

Where are you now in your life, Michael?

I don't know.

I don't want to know.

My dad only gave me one piece of advice ever.

He said, Don't peak too soon.

I could die today.

I might never die.

We might discover immortality before then.

Point is, where am I now is undefined.

That was a good answer.

How to lose weight fast.

Gastric bypass surgery. (buzzer sounds)

Gastric bypass. Oh,

Juice cleanse. Juice cleanse.

How old is Donald Trump?

He's 72? 72?

(buzzer sounds) Bah, 70!

Wow!

How to screenshot on Mac.

We've answered this, twice.

How to download YouTube videos.

You literally,

morally can't. (bell chimes)

How to get pregnant.

Ah!

When two people fall in love,

and...

(laughing)

Can I run it?

Yes.

You gotta be more specific. (laughing)

What is my IP address?

Check your router. (bell chimes)

We actually featured that in a DONG,

how to find your IP address.

Moan my IP.

Moan my IP was a pretty good one.

Check that out.

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When is Father's Day?

It's like June 7th? June 12th?

(buzzer sounds) Yeah, it's a Sunday in June.

How many weeks in a year?

52 52

(bell chimes) Yep.

How many ounces in a gallon?

Golly, didn't we already answer this one?

Yeah, it was 128 Yeah, I feel like we did.

Was it 128? (bell chimes)

Top 10 questions. Top 10.

How many ounces in a pound?

It's 16.

When is Mother's Day?

Oh that's coming up. That's May 20th?

(buzzer sounds) It's a Sunday in May.

Yeah.

My mom's birthday's in two days, by the way.

Love you, Mom.

Happy birthday.

How many ounces in a cup?

Eight. (bell chimes)

How to lose weight.

Eat better. Exercise.

(bell chimes) What song is this?

John Cage's 411? Justin Bieber.

(buzzer sounds) (laughing)

Silence.

Can you run it?

That's a song. That's a threat.

Can you run it? Can you run it?

How to tie a tie.

Oh, yeah, Michael. Hey, hey!

I don't actually know the name of it,

it's just the one way I know how to tie a tie.

What'd you tighten it?

Tighten that baby. Whatever.

How to register to vote.

That's a really good

question. Well, it depends

on the state, really. Yeah, Google it.

(buzzer sounds) (laughing)

What time is it?

3:48.

Question number one.

What is my IP?

Is it static?

Is it dynamic?

We don't really know.

So as we can tell the world is full of questions.

How many of them did we get right?

A bunch. A bunch.

(applauding) We did it!

Congratulations to us. We did a bunch.

I was like, My goal for today is to get a bunch.