A Trailer for the Hard-R X-Men: Apocalypse Fox Didn't Make

Curious what an R-rated X-Men movie might look like? We made a parody trailer for that.

Ever since the very hard-R Deadpool made $763 million dollars worldwide, everyone in Hollywood has been trying to figure out how to make the next violence-packed, potty-mouthed comic book blockbuster. Wade Wilson's success happened to late to get any "adult" content into the decidedly PG-13 X-Men: Apocalypse (though there's talk the next Wolverine flick will be rated R), but that didn't stop us from wondering what a NSFW Apocalypse would look like. So we asked our crack video team to make a trailer for one. Above is our take on what would've happened if 20th Century Fox had seen the success of Deadpool before they started filming their latest X-Men flick. Plug in your headphones and guard your screen—this one gets dirty.