Have you heard of this movie, The Force Awakens? Apparently, it's some sort of science-fiction story. Spaceships, people in funny white suits, that sort of stuff. Anyway, there's a new international TV spot for it, which means that we get approximately 3.6 seconds of new footage and some pretty snazzy Simplified Chinese subtitles.
New lines of dialogue to consider:
Rey (to BB-8, after it answers her question "where are you from?" with a series of beeps): "Classified? Really. Me, too."
Han (to the Millennium Falcon, ostensibly): "Come on, baby, don't let me down!"
The Falcon (after crashing into snow): "SMMMMMSHHHHHFFFFFFFFF"
