Drake's "Hotline Bling" Video Has Claimed Its First Victim

Won’t someone think about the poor gallery owners?
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Damn it, Drake, look what you’ve done—and Director X, you’re not getting off scot-free either. You make a minimalist video in a tiny illuminated featureless room without once contemplating what’s going to happen at art galleries around the world. What, you think we like going to light installations and seeing Aubrey Graham wannabes Hotline Blinging around like this? (This is artist Club Bum, ahem, Bum-rushing a Dan Flavin installation at New York’s David Zwirner Gallery.) Drizzy, you need to take your own advice and call this guy on his cellphone. And when you do, apologize for steering him wrong. Then call his ass an Uber, he’s got somewhere to be.