Angry Nerd: Channing Tatum as an Elf? No Thanks, Jupiter Ascending

It's true that the Jupiter Ascending trailer makes the otherwise admirable Channing Tatum look like the douchiest elf in all of Middle-earth. But the troubling part of the movie isn't the prosthetic ears—it's the insidious idea that only people fated to do great things can become heroes. Angry Nerd has other ideas about saving the world (again).
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It's true that the Jupiter Ascending trailer makes the otherwise admirable Channing Tatum look like the douchiest elf in all of Middle-earth. But the troubling part of the movie isn't the prosthetic ears—it's the insidious idea that only people fated to do great things can become heroes. Angry Nerd has other ideas about saving the world (again).