These New Game of Thrones Toys Suspect Treachery Most Foul

No one ever said playing the game of thrones was easy. Certainly no one in HBO's hit fantasy drama, aka The Show Where All the Nice People Die. From backstabbing politicians to would-be kings to countless rebel counter-factions, it's hard to know whom to trust, so it's no wonder that nearly every character in the HBO's new Game of Thrones toy figure series -- including the wolves and dragons -- seem to be giving you the side-eye.**
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No one ever said playing the game of thrones was easy. Certainly no one in HBO's hit fantasy drama, aka The Show Where All the Nice People Die. From backstabbing politicians to would-be kings to countless rebel counter-factions, it's hard to know whom to trust, so it's no wonder that nearly every character in the HBO's new Game of Thrones toy figure series -- including the wolves and dragons -- seem to be giving you the side-eye.

For the record, the roster is Tyrion Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Joffrey Baratheon, Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Khal Drogo, Arya Stark, Robb Stark and Ned Stark. On the non-human side, you have a Whitewalker, three dragons (Drogon, Viserion, Rhaegal) and two direwolves, Ghost and (for some reason) Shaggydog.

Designed by Funko, the 2.5-inch-tall mini-figures will cost $6.99 to $7.99 each and come in "blind boxes," so there's no way to tell which character will give you a baleful gaze until after you've purchased it. They're available for pre-order now at the HBO store and in stores on Feb. 15.

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