10 (Mostly) Sober Ways to Celebrate St. Patrick's Day

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Tradition dictates that all those of us in Ireland go watch a parade and/or get appallingly drunk on Guinness (or Murphys, Smithwicks, Bulmers, O'Hara's, Jameson...), but as I'm neither a big drinker nor a big parade watcher, it seemed only appropriate I offer a list of alternatives.