For the Nerd Who Has Everything: The 24K Gold Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

For those who want to cut the cheese in style, there is now a gold pizza cutter in the shape of the USS Enterprise.
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This 24-karat gold Enterprise pizza cutter is the best way to cut the cheese in style.Photo courtesy ThinkGeek

This holiday season, what are you planning to get that well-heeled geek on your list that already has every box set, piece of memorabilia, and collector's item? Well, if there's an extra C-note in the budget, why not impress the polyester pants off of someone with this limited-edition 24-karat gold Star Trek pizza cutter?

Right on cue for what has accidentally become Star Trek week around the internets, with the release of the poster and trailer for J.J. Abrams' film Star Trek Into Darkness, ThinkGeek is now selling pizza cutters crafted in the shape of the original USS Enterprise.

True to the Starfleet registry of NCC-1701, ThinkGeek is only releasing 1,701 of the golden instruments, so prepare to be ready to use the Vulcan nerve pinch on someone to get the last one off of the line. Each cutter, complete with a 4-inch-diameter blade, will be numbered and comes in a special box that will surely only look better covered in DiGiorno grease.

The pizza cutter is currently available for $99.99 from ThinkGeek. There's also a $25.99 stainless steel version, if you're looking for something a little more thrifty for the office gift-exchange.