Dear Instagram, We're Through

Dear Instagram,
Listen it's not working out. I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Instagram broke my heart.
Instagram broke my heart. © Brigid Ashwood 2012 (Seriously, © me.)

Dear Instagram,

Listen it's not working out. I don't think we should see each other anymore. Don't get me wrong it was so great, for a while anyway. We went everywhere together, had fun, took a lot of pictures of food and flowers and stuff. But then you started creepin with Mark and well, you changed dude. Listen Instagram, Mark is just, he's not cool alright. That dude has got some whacked out ideas about stuff man. Everyone was worried when you two started talking, everyone thought something like this might happen, but we just didn't want to believe it would go this far. I mean it's so insane. You guys are all seriously cray cray if you think you can just do what you're doing and still have friends. I hope you come to your senses dude, cuz I liked hanging out with you.

Whatevs,
B

P.S. Flickr says "hey".
P.P.S. I want my stuff back.