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In Breaking Bad, Walter White's amazingly potent blue crystal meth cannot be replicated by his drug-dealing competitors. But an Etsy entrepreneur has cooked up a sweet simulacrum: rock candy that looks just like the product cranked out by the master drugmaker known as Heisenberg and his partner in crime, Jesse Pinkman.
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"Get your own cut of Heisenberg 'Blue Glass' rock candy discreetly sent from Los Pulgas Hermanos themselves," says the product's Etsy page. "Be the envy of all the Breaking Bad fans and Pinkman himself ... bitch!"
The cotton-candy-flavored rock candy -- perfect for your next Breaking Bad viewing party -- comes in authentic-looking baggies and runs about $5 for 2 ounces. Grab the blue candy in a $45 "Dealer Pack," and if you need a fancy vessel for your new rocks, pick up a lovely Heisenberg vial. Just be ready for the inevitable sugar crash.
Although Los Pulgas Hermanos takes its name from *Breaking Bad'*s drug-front chicken chain Los Pollos Hermanos, the Etsy sellers aren't afraid to venture beyond the AMC drug drama. They also peddle green kryptonite rock candy (it's watermelon-flavored, and Superman definitely wouldn't approve) as well as crystalized, "cruelty-free" V (strawberry-flavored red rock candy inspired by *True Blood'*s drug of choice, vampire blood).
Breaking Bad airs Sundays at 10 p.m./9 p.m. Central on AMC.
[via Laughing Squid]
