I have heard stories of people who were attacked by animals as they slept in their tents. Why? Because these idiots took their food to bed with them to "stop the critters stealing it." These people probably need to be locked up for their own good. In the meantime, they could use the Tree Hook.
The $40 Tree Hook takes the place of a free wooden branch. It is fashioned from aluminum, has a padded top and attaches to a nearby trunk with a nylon webbing strap.
Who would buy this seemingly superfluous accessory? It's aimed at hunters (excuse the pun). Hang you rifle or crossbow on the hook, the thinking goes. and it will remain out of reach or troublesome mud and leaves. Or you could, you know, stop being a wuss and just sling your weapon over your shoulder.
The hook does have one legitimate use: as a resting place for your long SLR lens. Thanks to the rubber pad up top, it can become a steady spot to stop shake.
And of course you could use it to hang up your Pop Tarts and other delicious camping food, keeping it safe from bears and other hungry beasts. Tree Hook is available now.
Tree Hook Lightweight [Montie Gear via Werd]