President Barack Obama and the horde of Republican presidential hopefuls get turned into gnomes, half-elves and other fantasy creatures in a series of satirical Dungeons & Dragons character sheets.
The geeky descriptions show off Obama and the various White House wannabes' skills, feats and special equipment. Perennial populist Ron Paul, for instance, is a berserker gnome who wields the dreaded Moneybomb, allowing him to "raise +200 campaign cash from rabid internet fans."
The sheets offer political comedy for both sides of the aisle: "Half-black half-elf orator" Obama's skill set includes Compromise, Primetime Address and Drone Strike; "half-dwarf radical cleric" Michele Bachmann leans on moves like Invent Bullshit, Convert Gay and Vague Promise. Other members of the GOP pack -- Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich -- get nailed as well.
If you're a D&D player and/or a political junkie, check out the full set of "Presidential Candidates Explained Through Dungeons and Dragons Character Sheets" on Funny or Die.
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