There are few things at which I can truly say I'm the best in the world. But one of them is being bad at multitasking. I am the world's best, bad multitasker. And that, dear readers, is why I need your help. Can you slot the following tasks into exactly 60 minutes?
Of course, there are some rules:
• Exactly two tasks may be accomplished simultaneously.
• You may not eat dinner (or feed it to your kids) until you've cooked it, and cannot do dishes until everyone's eaten.
• You must shovel food into both children at the same time.
• You may not have "kids in the tub" until you "wrangle kids into tub"
Here are your tasks and the time needed to accomplish them (in minutes):
15 -- Cook dinner
10 -- Shovel food into child #1
10 -- Shovel food into child #2
7 -- Eat dinner
10 -- Do dishes
5 -- Wrangle kids into tub
7 -- Kids in tub
3 -- Conversation with wife about things of huge life importance
2 -- Drink one nightly beer
9 -- Read Shouts & Murmurs and cartoon caption contest sections of the New Yorker
6 -- General cleaning
8 -- Aimless fretting
5 -- Fretting about work
5 -- Fretting about money
4 -- Fretting about old dog
7 -- Packing school lunches
5 -- Surfing GeekDad
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