http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo5EKuy-xt8
Our assault on you this week came in three phases.
First was economic. Gen. Sharon Weinberger, one of this blog's founders, battered your plans for no-bid Pentagon contracts in an epic five-step campaign. It helped that you burned a hole through your own pocket, weakening your defense, leaving you unprepared for the unexpected.
Phase two was an assault with unfamiliar weapons. Lasers at sea; space junk; spyware. We weakened your resolve through propaganda and embarrassed you on video.
All that left you open for our final, madcap attack. Hired guns, bro'd-out conflict tourists, defective helicopters, mystery drones – we threw the entire killing machine at you. Even made you wonder about murder mysteries. With your top warrior out of commission, you stood no chance. Catch your breath over the long weekend, because we begin the countdown to your destruction again on Tuesday.
