Doctor Who Recap: "The Girl Who Waited"

Doctor Who The Girl Who Waited ©BBC
Doctor Who: The Girl Who Waited ©BBC

Last Week: “Night Terrors”

It’s vacation time on the TARDIS, and the Doctor knows just the spot:

The Doctor: Appalapachia! Amy: Appalapachia. What a beautiful word. The Doctor: Beautiful word. Beautiful world. Appalapachia. Voted number two planet in the top ten greatest destinations for the discerning intergalactic traveler. Rory: Why couldn’t we go to number one? The Doctor: It’s hideous! Everyone goes to number one. Planet of the Coffee Shops.

But rather than sunsets, spires, and soaring silver colonnades as promised, our adventurers get… white. A white room with white tables and a white door. There are are red and green buttons by the door, however. Rory pushes the green one with an anchor on it and the Doctor and Rory walk through. But Amy has run back to the TARDIS for her mobile phone:

Amy: Have you seen my phone? The Doctor: Your phone? Amy: Yeah. The Doctor: Your mobile telephone. I bring you to a paradise planet two billion light years from Earth and you want to update Twitter. Amy: Sunsets, spires, soaring silver colonnades. It’s a camera phone. The Doctor: On the counter by the DVDs. Amy: Thank you.

When she gets to the door, she chooses the red button with a waterfall on it, and walks into an empty room. And thus their paths diverge. The Doctor quickly discovers that they are on two parallel time streams with the only way to communicate across them being ridiculously large magnifying glasses. Oh, and Amy’s time stream is moving much faster, only slowing down occasionally for them to talk. Amy is aging about a week for every 30 seconds in their timeline.

And did I mention the white robots? The faceless robots looking like completely unsexy Svedka Vodka robots with real human hands:

Handbot: Will you be visiting long? Rory: Good question. Bit sinister. What’s the answer to not get us killed?

Appalapachia has been hit by a plague — the chin-7 plague — which only affects two-hearted races like the Appalapachians and, of course, Time Lords. It also prevents them from regenerating (the second time we’ve heard that this season).

The magnifying glass is a time glass:

The Doctor: That’s the point of the time glass: It syncs up the two time streams for visits. You could be in here for a day and watch them live out their entire lives. Rory: And watch them grow old in front of your eyes? That’s horrible. The Doctor: No Rory, it’s kind. You’ve got a choice. Sit by their bedside for twenty-four hours and watch them die. Or sit in here for twenty-four hours and watch them live. Which would you choose?

The Doctor and Rory set off to save Amy, but the Doctor is at a disadvantage since he can’t go into the red zone or he’ll die. So Rory has to go in alone with special eyeglasses (okay, they are just Morrissey glasses) that let him see and hear what Rory sees and hears:

The Doctor: Glasses are cool, see? Oh yes. Hello, handsome man. Rory: Hello. [smiles] The Doctor: Hello, Rory-cam. Rory: Huh? [looking at the screen behind him, showing the Doctor] Oh, you can see what I see. Fine.

But Amy is in peril. The handbots have locked onto her as having unknown contagions — earthly bacteria in her — but since there are not supposed to be any aliens here, they want to “cure her”:

Handbot: This is a kindness. Do not be alarmed. This is a kindness.

Of course their alien cure will kill Amy, but the handbots are quite determined and will not take no for an answer.

The Doctor and Rory soon break across the time barrier into the red stream area. Rory dashes to save Amy, but they are too late, by almost 40 years:

Future Amy: And there he is, the voice of God. Survive. Because no one’s gonna come for you. Number one lesson. You taught me that. The Doctor: Is that really all I taught you? Future Amy: Don’t you lecture me… Blue Box Man, flying through time and space on whimsy. All I’ve got, all I’ve had for thirty-six years is cold hard reality. So, no, I don’t have a sonic screwdriver because I’m not off on a romp. I call it what it is… a probe. And I call my life what it is… hell.

Amy has been surviving, running from the handbots — even capturing and domesticating one, naming it Rory — but she is now quite bitter and uncompromising, hating the Doctor for telling her to wait and making her hope for so many years. But this is Rory and Amy — what’s 36 years when you waited 2000?Rory is still madly in love with her and will still save her.

The Doctor: Rory… Rory: This is your fault. The Doctor: I’m so sorry, but Rory. Rory: No! This is your fault! You should look in a history book once in awhile, see if there’s an outbreak of plague or not. The Doctor: That is not how I travel. Rory: Then I do not want to travel with you!

The solution is simple, of course, just go back in time and get young Amy, right? There’s just one problem: Future Amy is not having anything to do with it. The Doctor can fold two versions of Amy together, Future Amy and young Amy only a few weeks into this, but Future Amy won’t help them get back to the TARDIS:

Amy: Why are we still here? Future Amy: Because they leave you. Because they get in their TARDIS and they fly away. Amy: No. Rory wouldn’t. Not ever. Something must have stopped him. Future Amy: You did. Or rather, the old version of you. The me version of you. I refused to help them. I won’t let them save myself. Amy: Why? Future Amy: If you escape then I was never trapped here. The last thirty-six years of my life rewrites and I cease to exist. That’s why old me refused to help then. That’s why I’m refusing to help now. And that’s why you’ll refuse to help when it’s your turn. And nothing you can say will change that. Amy: Three words: What about Rory?

Future Amy is bitter almost to the point of madness, but those three words snap her out of her 36 year stupor:

Future Amy: Okay, Doctor. Two Streams is back on-air. Right, okay, so this is big news. This is temporal earthquake time. I’m now officially changing my own future. Hold on to your spectacles. In my past, I saw my future self refuse to help you. I’m now changing that future and agreeing. Every law of time says that shouldn’t be possible. The Doctor: Yes, except sometimes knowing your own future is what enables you to change it, especially if you’re bloody-minded, contradictory and completely unpredictable. Rory: So basically if you’re Amy, then… The Doctor: Yes, if anyone could defeat predestiny, it’s your wife.

The catch is that Future Amy wants to escape with them, that’s the only way she will help them out. The Doctor reluctantly agrees, although he knows this will cause a massive time paradox which might rip the TARDIS apart:

Rory: Two Amys together. Can that work? The Doctor: I don’t know. It’s your marriage. Rory: Doctor. The Doctor: Perhaps. Maybe if I shunted the reality compensators on the TARDIS, recalibrated the Doomsday bumpers and jettisoned the karaoke bar, yes. Maybe, yes. It could do it. The TARDIS could sustain the paradox.

There are sword fights, funky physics, the Macarena, close calls and the destruction of precious artifacts but Rory and the Amys make their way through the facility and to the TARDIS. Rory and Amy make it on board safe, while Future Amy has been slowed down defending their retreat. But the Doctor betrays Future Amy, literally slamming the TARDIS door in her face, knowing there could never be two Amys:

Rory: Did you always know it would never work. Saving both Amys? The Doctor: I promised you I would save her and there she is. Safe. Rory: Yeah. There she is.

This episode represents everything that is best about Doctor Who. Unlike last weeks episode — funny, but with a rather obvious plot — this week’s episode was exciting, thoughtful, and, in the end tragic in the way only Doctor Who can be. Although the Future Amy never existed, the idea and possibility of her is likely to haunt Rory for the rest of eternity.

In many ways the handbots are every bit as creepy as the Weeping Angels or the Silence, with their constant friendly refrain of “Do not be alarmed. This is a kindness” while they unfailingly pursue you to save/kill you.

I have to say that one of the things especially like about this run of Doctor Who is how the love of Amy and Rory only grows, to the point where it is becoming one of the epic love stories of all (excuse the pun) time.

Other great quotes:

Amy: Uh, Doctor. Something’s opening. The Doctor: Amy! Stay calm! Stay still! Ah, time’s gone wobbly. I hate it when it does that. Amy: Rory. I love you. Now save me. Go on.

The Doctor: Amy! Stay calm! Stay still! Ah, time’s gone wobbly. I hate it when it does that. Handbot: Will you be visiting long? Rory: Good question. Bit sinister. What’s the answer to not get us killed? The Doctor: Appalapachians are the great cultural scavengers, Rory. This gallery’s a scrapbook of all their favorite places. Rory: Bit of Earth, bit of alien, bit of… [looking at weird purple oozing sculpture] whatever the hell that is.

Rory: You’ve been crying. A little bit. Future Amy: Shut up, Rory. Rory: You have, haven’t you? Future Amy: Woman with a sword. Don’t push it.

The Doctor: Rory… Amys… we’ve created a massive paradox and the TARDIS hates it. She’s still phasing. Trying to get out of here. [petting the TARDIS] What’s the nasty Amy done to you? Just calm down, dear.

The Doctor: Come on, Rory! It’s hardly rocket science. It’s quantum physics.

Next Time: “The God Complex”