Doctor Who Recap: "Night Terrors"

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In response to a comment I received in last weeks post about providing too many spoilers in my recaps, the following is my recap of “Night Terrors” for people who don’t want spoilers:

Remember when the kid put that thing in the thing? Pretty freaky, wasn’t it.

And did you believe how the Doctor used his sonic screwdriver to try and stop that stuff and nothing happened? Yeah, that was wicked!

Oh, and at the end, when it turned out that the kid was really one of those things. Who would have thunk it?

Now, for the rest of you… and remember:  SPOILER ALERT!

George is a kid with a problem, he’s scared of… well, just about everything. To remedy this, though, he has a solution: put it in the cupboard.

Claire: It’s just the lift, love. How many more times… George: I don’t like it. Claire: Well what do we do with the things we don’t like? Both: Put them in the cupboard.

Really it’s a wardrobe, but you get the idea. Anything he’s scared of, in this case “the lift” (British for elevator) he hears from his bedroom at night as it goes up and down in his apartment block. He and his “mum,” Claire, have a little ritual: flash the light five times (it has to be five times) and the scary thing goes into the cupboard. So they do that to the lift. But George is still remains afraid of the monsters in his cupboard.

Now, if this wasn’t Doctor Who, that might be the end of it, but George is no ordinary kid: his fears have consequences, which must be what attracts the Doctor:

George: Please save me from the monsters. Please save me from the monsters. Across the Universe, the Doctor gets a message on his psychic paper The Doctor: “Please save me from the monsters.” Haven’t done this in awhile. Amy: Um. Done what? What are you doing? The Doctor: Making a house call.

So our intrepid adventurers — The Doctor, Amy, and Rory — split up to find the frightened child, although Rory is taking it less than seriously.

Amy: We’ve got to find that kid. Rory: Maybe we should let the monsters gobble him up.

Claire and George’s dad, Alex, have decided to get George professional help. So, when the Doctor shows up after Claire leaves for her night shift, Alex naturally assumes that he’s the professional help. And the Doctor’s psychic paper saying this only serves to reinforce this assumption. So the Doctor begins to analyze the situation:

Alex: … And now it’s got completely out of hand. I mean he’s scared to death of everything. The Doctor: Pantophobia. Alex: What? The Doctor: That’s what it’s called. Pantophobia. Not fear of pants though, if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s the fear of everything. Including pants, I suppose. In that case… Sorry. go on. Alex: He hates clowns. The Doctor: Understandable.

Yeah, I don’t like clowns either. I have this recurring nightmare where I’m at my in-laws’ house in the middle of woods all by myself, when an old-fashioned ambulance drives up and these scary clowns dressed as doctors get out, put me in a straight jacket, and drive me off… but I digress.

The Doctor inspects the cupboard in George’s bedroom, and does not like what he sees:

The Doctor: When I was your age — about, oh, a thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little SontaransThe Emperor Dalek’s New ClothesSnow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday, eh? All the classics. [tosses the Rubix Cube away in disgust]. Rubbish. Must be broken. I hate those things. Better tidy it away though, eh? How ’bout in here?  No. Not in the cupboard. Why not in the cupboard, George? Alex: It’s a thing. A thing we got him doing ages back. Anything that frighten him, we put it in the cupboard. Creepy toys, scary pictures. That sort of thing. The Doctor: And is that where the monsters go? Yeah. There’s nothing to be scared of, George. It’s just a cupboard.

Meanwhile, Rory and Amy have troubles of their own. After regrouping, they get in the lift (remember the lift? The one that got put into the cupboard?) and are suddenly fall into a dark room in what looks to be an old house.

Rory: You know, it’s obvious what’s happened. Amy: Yeah? Really? Because it’s not to me. Rory: The TARDIS has gone funny again. Some time… slippy thing. You know the Doctor’s back there in Eastenders Land and we’re stuck here in the past. This is probably seventeen-hundred-and-something. Amy: Yeah… my favorite year.

Just to save you some suspense, that’s not at all what happened, and they are not in the year seventeen-hundred-and-something. Remarkably, things are not exactly as they appear:

Amy: Look at this. Rory: Well, it’s a copper pan. Amy: No, it’s not. It’s wood. It’s made of wood and just painted to look like copper. Rory: That is stupid.

Instead they find life size wooden creepy dolls (apparently lifeless), clocks with painted on hands, and doors with no knobs. Just where could they be?

Back at George’s, the Doctor is having some difficulty keeping Alex convinced that he is from Social Services:

The Doctor: I’m not just a professional, I’m the Doctor. Alex: What’s that supposed to mean? The Doctor: It means I’ve come a long way to get here, Alex. A very long way. George sent a message—a distress call, if you like. Whatever’s inside that cupboard is so terrible—so powerful—that it amplified the fears of an ordinary little boy across all the barriers of time and space. Alex: Eh? The Doctor: Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire. Through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought. And a whole terrible wonderful universe of impossibilities. You see these eyes, they’re old eyes. And one thing I can tell you, Alex: monsters are real. Alex: You’re not from Social Services, are you? The Doctor: First things first: you got any jammie dodgers?

And so the Doctor’s love affair with jammie dodgers goes on. But what to do about the cupboard?

[Alex sips tea]

The Doctor: Decision: should we open the cupboard? Alex: [spit take] What… The Doctor: Should we… Well, gotta open the cupboard, haven’t we? Of course we have. Come on, Alex. Alex, come on. How else will we ever find out what’s going on here? Alex: Right. But you said… The Doctor: Monsters, yeah. Well that’s what I do. Breakfast, dinner and tea. Fight the monsters! So this, this, is just an average day at the office for me. Alex: Okay, yeah. You’re right. The Doctor: Or maybe we shouldn’t open the cupboard. Alex: Eh? The Doctor: We have no idea what might be in there. How powerful, how evil that thing might be. Alex: We don’t? The Doctor: Come on, Alex! Alex, come on! Are you crazy? We can’t open the cupboard! Alex: God no! No, we mustn’t! The Doctor: Right. That settles it. Alex: Settles what? The Doctor: We’re gonna open the cupboard.

Rory and Amy and amy have been exploring the spooky old house, and are none too happy with what they find:

Rory: Why aren’t there any lights? I miss lights. You don’t even miss things ’til they’re gone, do you? It’s like what my Nan used to say. You’ll never miss the water ’til the well runs dry. Amy: Rory… Rory: Except lights, I mean. Not water. Lights are great, aren’t they? I mean if this place is all lit up we wouldn’t be worried at all. Amy: Rory… Panicking… A bit. Rory: Yeah… yeah… Sorry.

But Amy soon changes her tune as they come across another person trapped in the house who pleads for help before being overwhelmed by creepy looking dolls who make him one of their own. Yes the creepy dolls are self replicating.

Amy: I take it all back. Panic now.

In the flight that follows though, Amy is caught and becomes a red headed creepy doll. I guess she’s now dead again, again.

But Alex and the Doctor are not free from strife. After he thinks they are a danger to him, George puts them into the cupboard — remind anyone else of the Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life”? — specifically into the doll house that’s in the cupboard:

Alex: Where are we? The Doctor: Obvious, isn’t it? Alex: No! The Doctor: Doll’s house. We’re inside the doll’s house. Alex: The doll’s house? The Doctor: Yeah, in the cupboard in your flat. The doll’s house. Alex: No look. Slow down, would you? The Doctor: Look. Wooden chicken. Cup, saucers, plates, knives, forks. Fruit. Chicken’s wood. So. We’re either inside the doll’s house or this is a refuge for dirty posh people who eat wooden food. Or termites. Giant termites trying to get on The Property Ladder. No, that’s possible. Is that possible?

Although it comes as a revelation to the Doctor, my daughter had it figured out as soon as Amy found the first wooden frying pan.

As the Doctor and Alex flee pursuing creepy dolls, the Doctor finally pieces it all together:

The Doctor: Massive psychic field, perfect perception filter. And that need! That need of Claire’s to, to… stupid Doctor! [smacks his forehead] Ow! George is a Tenza. Of course he is. Alex: He’s a what? The Doctor: A cuckoo… A cuckoo in a nest. A Tenza. He’s a Tenza. Millions of them hatch in space and then — woof — off they drift, looking for a nest. The Tenza young can sense exactly what their foster parents want and then they assimilate perfectly. Alex: George is an alien? The Doctor: Yep!

It turns out that Claire was infertile, so George couldn’t be theirs. He’s an alien who blends in with a family, so completely that they aren;t even aware of it themselves. All that has to be done to fix everything is for Alex to accept his “son” and reassure him that he will never send him away. Wow, if only all father son relationships could be sewn up that neatly:

Alex: But that’s it? The Doctor: Well apart from making sure he eats his greens and getting him into a good school. Yes. Alex: Is he gonna, I don’t know, sprout another head? Or three eyes or something? The Doctor: He’s one of the Tenza. He’ll adapt perfectly now. [to George] Hey! He’ll be whatever you want him to be. Might pop back around puberty, mind you! Always a funny time.

And the adventurers are off again:

The Doctor: Come on, you two. Things to do. People to see. Whole civilizations to save. You feeling okay?

Although there was some great comedic chemistry between the Doctor and Alex (played by Daniel Mays) overall this episode was pretty predictable and simplistic in its outcome. The dolls never made a lot of sense, and much of the action seemed pointless, other than to put the characters at jeopardy and then snatch them back out.

The season’s story arc was also nonexistent, except for a brief bit at the end where a spooky children’s song is heard in the background predicting that even the Doctor cannot escape death:

Tick tock goes the clock And all the years they fly Tick tock and all too soon You and I must die Tick tock goes the clock He cradled her and he rocked her Tick tock goes the clock Even for the Doctor.

So it goes.

Other Great Quotes

Rory: No offense, Doctor… The Doctor: …Meaning the opposite. Rory: But we could get a bus somewhere like this. The Doctor: The exact the opposite. Amy: Well I suppose it can’t all be planets and history and stuff, Rory. The Doctor: Yes it can. Of course it can. Planets and history and stuff, that’s what we do. But not today, no. Today we’re answering a cry for help from the scariest place in the universe… A child’s bedroom.

Rory: We’re dead, aren’t we? Amy: Eh? Rory: The lift fell and we’re dead. Amy: Shut up. Rory: We’re dead… Again

Alex: You’re supposed to be a professional. I’ll never got him to sleep now. You’re so irresponsible. The Doctor: No, Alex. Responsible, very. Cupboard bad. Cupboard not bare. Stay away from cupboard. And there’s something else, something I’ve missed. Something staring me in the face. Alex: Well I thought you were the expert, fighting monsters all day long. You tell me! The Doctor: Oi! Listen, mush. Old eyes, remember, I’ve been around the block a few times. More than a few. They’ve knocked down the blocks I’ve been around and rebuilt them as bigger blocks… super blocks! I’ve been around them as well. I can’t remember everything. Like trying to remember the name of someone you met at a party when you were two.

Alex: We went into the cupboard. How can it be bigger in here? The Doctor: More common than you think, actually.

[The Doctor is pointing his sonic screwdriver at one of the dolls, but nothing happens] Alex: Gun! You’ve got a gun! The Doctor: It’s not a gun! [he tries again] Wood! I’ve got to invent a setting for wood! It’s embarrassing.

Next Time: “The Girl Who Waited”