It's time for another edition of T-Shirt Addict, where we present to you only the best in new t-shirts from around the web. Today's selection features some keen re-imaginings of popular wizards, along with a literary pun and a history lesson thrown in for good measure. If your curiosity has been piqued, you like a good laugh or are in dire need of new torso coverings, then read on to check out the new threads:
You Shall Not Pass Go
You shall not collect $200! Just look at the courage embedded in those beady little eyes. It's as if a mighty balrog were about to plow right through Boardwalk and Mr. Monopoly is the only man standing in its way.
Putting a sword in one hand and a staff in the other would instantly make Monopoly a more enjoyable game, but unfortunately, Hasbro has not yet decided to merge their iconic board game property with Dungeons & Dragons. Instead, you'll just have to hold out and wear this shirt.
Four Classmates
But why settle for one wizard when you can fit four on one shirt? Here we see the animal embodiment of the Harry Potter franchise's four house mascots. Of course, House Gryffindor is about to have some fun with a Quidditch broom and some butterbeer, but House Slytherin is at-the-ready to ruin the day with dark magic.
MacGyver Coat of Arms
While not an actual wizard in the mystical sense, who can deny that Angus MacGyver is a wizard of improvisation? Give the man your kitchen junk drawer and he'll make your house look like Maker Faire in under an hour. This coat of arms is the perfect symbol to represent the man who inspired me as a child to take apart my toys rather than play with them.
Sans Sheriff
In other non-wizard related new shirts, SnorgTees struck a chord with design geeks: font humor. If jokes about serifs are over your head, allow Wikipedia to provide some education.
Lewis and Clark
In a rare choice, Hirsute History has chosen to honor a duo, and one that lacks notable facial hair at that. Nevertheless, history is cool and so is the pairing of Lewis and Clark on this shirt. Don't feel bad for Sacagawea, though. She got her own dollar.
