Doctor Who Recap: "A Good Man Goes To War"

Doctor Who A Good Man Goes To War
Doctor Who: A Good Man Goes To War

Previous Episode: “The Almost People”

… Meanwhile, on Demon’s Run, Amy is holding her new baby (the name on the side of the crib reads “Melody Pond”) with armed guards and the one eyed lady (Madame Kovarian) standing behind her menacingly. She lets them all know that a man is on his way who will save them, but it may not be who we are thinking:

Amy Pond: There’s a man who’s never going to let us down, and not even an army can get in the way. He’s the last of his kind. He looks young, but he’s lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone, because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better… as The Last Centurion.

…Meanwhile, twenty thousand light years away in the Cyber Fleet, an intruder is coming. The Last Centurion (Rory) emerges to confront the Cyber Leader:

Rory: I have a message and a question. A message from the Doctor, and a question from me: Where… is… my… wife ? Rory: [Cyber Leader stares at him] Oh, don’t give me those blank looks. The Twelfth Cyber Legion monitors this entire quadrant. You hear everything. So you tell me what I need to know. You tell me now, and I’ll be on my way. Cyber Leader: What is the Doctor’s message? [Outside the window behind Rory, we see the Cyber Fleet beginning to explode. That’s the message from the Doctor.] Rory: Would you like me to repeat the question?

…And back on Demon’s Run, two of the soldiers are milling about doing soldiery things, and introduce themselves to a third marine Lorna Bucket:

Thin One: Hello I’m the thin one. This is my husband. He’s the fat one. Lorna: Don’t you have names? Fat One: We’re the thin/fat gay married Anglican marines. Why would we need names as well?

The three are talking about The Headless Monks (deeply hooded monks who are silently walking around Demon’s Run) and that lifting a Monk’s hood is a capital offense. They all know that the Doctor is on his way to save Amy. Lorna confesses that she volunteered for this assignment just to meet him again, recounting how she had met him when she was a child in the Gamma Forests:

Thin One: What’s he like? The Doctor? Lorna: He said “run.” Thin One: Just “run?” Lorna: He said it a lot.

The Fat One goes with the Headless Monks for his “Conversion Tutorial.” He’s laughing and joking, until they convert him to the order by chopping off his head. No more Fat One.

…Meanwhile in London 1888 AD, a mysterious woman — Madam Vastra — returns home, putting her katana away. She turns to reveal that she is a Silurian.

Jenny [In a maids outfit]: You’re home early, ma’am. Another case cracked, I assume? Madame Vastra: Send a telegram to Inspector Abberline of the Yard. Jack the Ripper has claimed his last victim. Jenny: How did you find him? Madame Vastra: Stringy, but tasty all the same. I shan’t be needing dinner.

The TARDIS stands in her living room and she comments excitedly that a very old debt must be repaid.

… Meanwhile, in the midst of The Battle of Zaruthstra, 4037 AD, a sontarin (Commander Strax) enters a war hospital. Surprisingly, he is a nurse and proceeds to save the little boy, although his bedside manner leaves a bit to be desired:

Commander Strax: [the TARDIS has landed nearby] I hope someday to meet you in glory of battle where I will crush the life from your worthless human form. Try and get some rest.

He explains that he is paying penance that has been placed on him by the Doctor to restore the honor of his clone batch.

…Meanwhile at River Song’s jail, River is obviously happy after her birthday celebration with the Doctor, when Rory approaches her.

Rory: I’ve come from the Doctor, too. River Song: Yes, but at a different point in time. Rory: Unless there’s two of them. River Song: No, that’s a whole different birthday.

Rory asks her to come with him to help the Doctor at Demon’s run, but she refuses. She can’t — not yet, anyway. He will rise high, and then fall so much further. This is when he finds out who she is.

… Meanwhile, in Dorium Maldovar’s bar, Madame Kovarian is getting details from Dorium who warns her that the Doctor will be coming, and god help her if he’s called in his favors. He tells them that Demon’s Run is where a good man goes to war. They leave as does Dorium separately out the back and the TARDIS appears, and the shadow of the Doctor falls against the wall.

Dorium Maldovar: No, no, please. You don’t need me! Why would you need me! I’m old! I’m fat! I’m blue! You can’t need me!

Back at Demon’s Run… Colonel Manton is giving the troops a pep talk with Amy looking on from her room. Lorna enters and wants to give her a present: the child’s name embroidered in the language of the Gamma Forests. Amy refuses at first:

Lorna Bucket: I brought you something: your child’s name in the language of my people. It’s a prayer leaf and we believe if you keep this with you, your child will always come home to you. Amy Pond: Can I borrow your gun? Lorna Bucket: Why? Amy Pond: I’ve got a feeling you’re going to keep talking!

But they share stories of their encounters with the Doctor and eventually bond and Amy takes the cloth.

Colonel Menton continues his pep talk, revealing true nature of the headless monks, slowly lowering their hoods. They are truly headless with their necks tied off in a knot. The Colonel explains that the Headless Monks can not be persuaded, afraid, or surprised. The troops are startled by the monks, but not half as startled as when the Doctor is revealed dressed as one:

The Doctor: Hello, everyone. Guess who? Please, point a gun at me if it helps you relax… you’re only human!

The Doctor’s friends take command of Demon’s Run station and the lights go out and, in the confusion, the soldiers loose track of the Doctor. The lights come up and the soldiers shoot at the Monks thinking that the Doctor is among them. The Monks return fire with thunder bolt swords. Colonel Menton discharges energy weapon to defuse situation, admonishing his troops to put down their arms and begins to chant “We are not fools.” The Monks put down their swords.

Lorna sees the Doctor, still dressed as monk, sneaking about, and follows him. Suddenly hundreds of Silurians and Jadoon appear, surrounding the Colonel and his marines. “Danny Boy” — from the episode “Victory of the Daleks” — pops up and takes out communications array, cutting Demon’s Run off from calling for reinforcements.

Madame Kovarian is trying to flee with the child, Melody Pond, but The Captain and his band of Pirates — from the Episode “The Curse of the Black Spot” — have already taken command of her ship and return Melody to Rory.

The Doctor has Colonel Menton in the communications room and tells him to deliver a message to everyone on Demon’s Run:

The Doctor: No, Colonel Menton, I want you to tell your men to “run away.” Colonel Menton: What? The Doctor: Those words: “run away.” I want you to be famous for those exact words. I want people to call you “Colonel Runaway.” I want children laughing outside your door because they found the house of Colnol Runaway. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love is in anyway a good idea I want you to tell them your name.

Rory returns Melody to Amy:

Rory: [crying] Oh, god I was going to be cool. I wanted to be cool. Look at me. Amy Pond: You’re ok. A crying Roman with a baby — definitely cool.

Everyone is now reunited and happy. The soldiers are peaceful leaving the station. Demon’s Run has been won with no blood spilt.

Rory: My daughter. What do you think? The Doctor: Hello. Hello… uh… baby. Amy Pond: Melody. The Doctor: Melody? Hello Melody Pond. The Doctor: Melody Williams. Amy Pond: …is a geography teacher. Melody Pond is a super hero.

Back at the TARDIS on the flight deck of Demons run, The Doctor brings out an ancient crib/cot with a stellar mobile and Gallifrayian writing on the side. He ducks question of whether he has ever had children, and tells them that the cot was his.

Amy Pond: [Baby Melody is crying] She doesn’t like the TARDIS noise. I asked him to turn something off but it was all “I don’t want to punch a hole in the space-time continuum.”

They must have taken Amy “before America.” The visions that AMy had were the Woman bleeding through from Amy’s reality.

Melody is Human + Time lord DNA. Vastra inquires whether Melody is the Doctors, but it looks like it might be that she was conceived on the TARDIS, and the timely wimley thing mutated her into a Time Lord.

Lorna warns that this is a trap, and soon Madame Kovorian appears on a view screen, apparently having finally escaped. She tells the Doctor that they wanted Melody because she was hope in the long bitter war against the Doctor.

The Headless Monks reappear chanting the attack prayer.

Amy: Rory, no offense to the others, but you let them all die first, okay? Rory: You are so Scottish.

Amy clutches Melody as they hide during the battle, but the baby suddenly disintegrates in her hands. The “baby” is actually a ganger! The Monks slay the the Doctor’s friends, except for but Vastra and Jenny:

River Song: [voiceover] Demon’s Run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war. Demons run, but count the cost; the battle’s won but the child is lost.

Lorna lays dying, but wants a last word with the Doctor. The Doctor remembers everyone and they share the memory of running through the GammaForests as she dies.

River shows up suddenly and the Doctor is very angry at her:

River Song: Well then soldier, how goes the day? The Doctor: Where the hell have you been? Everytime you’ve asked I have been there. Where the hell were you today? River Song: I couldn’t have prevented this. The Doctor: You could have tried. River Song: And so, my love, could you.

River lays it down on the Doctor, explaining that to the people of the Gamma Forest “Doctor” means mighty warrior. All of this they do in fear of the Doctor.

The Doctor asks her who she is. River shows him. There is something he sees in or on the crib that illuminates him:

The Doctor: Hello. River Song: Hello. The Doctor: [nervous laughter] But that means… River Song: …I’m afraid it does. The Doctor: Ooo, but you and I, We, we, we, ah… River Song: …yes.

The Doctor, now elated with the news tells River to take everyone home as he jumps in the TARDIS promising to bring Melody back to them and the TARDIS disappears.

River shows Amy and Rory the embroidery that Lorna made, and that the Doctor had ben looking at, with their daughter’s name on it. The TARDIS translation circuits are only now kicking in (takes longer for written words). They don’t have ponds on the Gamma forest — only rivers:

River Song: It’s your daughter’s name in the language of the forest. Amy Pond: I know my daughter’s name. River Song: Except they don’t have a word for “pond”, because the only water in the forest is the river. The Doctor will find your daughter, and he will care for her whatever it takes. And I know that… It’s me… I’m Melody. I’m your daughter.

And with that, Series 6, Part 1 comes to a conclusion.

Other memorable quotes

River Song: Oh, are you boys dressing up as Roman now? I thought nobody read my memos.

River Song: It’s my birthday. The Doctor took me ice skating on the River Thames in 1814. The last of the great frost fairs. He got Stevie Wonder to sing for me under London Bridge. Rory: Stevie Wonder sang in 1814? River Song: Yes, he did! But you must never tell him.

The Doctor: Look, I’m angry now. That’s new. I’m really not sure what’s going to happen now. Madame Kovarian: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good Men have too many rules. The Doctor: Good men don’t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.

The Doctor: …and really you should call her Mummy, not big milk thing. Amy: OK, what are you doing? The Doctor: I speak baby. Amy: No, you don’t. The Doctor: I speak everything, don’t I, Melody Pond?

Next Time: “Let’s Kill Hitler”