Video: Mario Takes a Meeting With His Agent

Ever wonder what would happen if videogame stars had agents just like Ari Gold in Entourage? Wait no more.

Thanks to the fine videogame nerds at Dorkly, there is now “Mario Meets With His Agent.” The clip (above) is set in the time after Donkey Kong, when Mario was a carpenter known as “Jumpman.” The meeting details how PETA outrage over Mario “putting a giant ape in a tiny cage” led to him getting a brother and becoming a plumber.

The weird thing is, very little about this seems all that improbable. Maybe Link needs to get Miller Gold on the phone.

[via Topless Robot]

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