How fitting that on Self-Aware Day — the day in Terminator canon that Skynet officially went online, setting in motion the chain of events that led to a craptastic reboot-sequel starring Christian Bale — that we get word of robots wanting to muscle in on the business of big-league baseball pitching.
Indeed, that’s what’ll be happening before Wednesday afternoon’s game at Citizens Bank Park, when the Phillies host the Milwaukee Brewers. It’s part of a larger promotion the Phillies are putting on for Science Day at the Ballpark. And yeah, Phillies co-ace Cliff Lee will be taking the mound eventually, but the real attraction will be PhillieBot, which will throw out the ceremonial first pitch before Lee steps up to do his thing.
It took only six weeks or so for engineers at the University of Pennsylvania’s General Robotics, Automation, Sensing and Perception Laboratory to cobble together the necessary parts and write enough code to get PhillieBot season-ready — its own “spring training,” if you will — but everything came together in time for one final test yesterday. Tom Avril of the Philadelphia Inquirer described it:
As you might guess, PhillieBot’s velocity won’t nearly approach Lee’s low-90s fastball, as no one wants to see anyone get hurt before game time. Instead, PhillieBot will toss the ball at a very comfortable (and very catchable) 30 to 40 mph.
It’s a good thing the Phillies already have such a strong starting rotation. If this were a MetsBot, the team might actually consider putting it on the roster.
Photo: Ron Tarver/Philadelphia Inquirer