http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWHNLUIkioc
Welcome to your third simultaneous war, America, now that the United Nations Security Council blessed a no-fly zone in Libya to protect the Libyan rebels. (At those rebels are learning to take their stories viral.) Meanwhile, U.S. allies who mercilessly slaughter their own people get muted criticism from Washington. Oh, and we're going to be in Afghanistan pretty much forever. And Japan's natural disasters have become a radiological disaster. Did you feel like this week was giving you the finger or was that just us?
What else? Your shoes might get scanned for explosives at the airport. Terrorists are getting inspiration from the library and they've started SMSing their threats. And since drones are the perfect weapon for endless conflicts, they've joined the war on drugs. Hopefully they won't discover our weekend plans.
