Fret not, geeks in love. If you haven’t picked out a gift for that someone special in your life, there are still a few precious days during which you can have items shipped from the internet. Flowers will wilt and food will spoil, but the lifetime of a t-shirt is only a function of your ability to do laundry. Besides, wearing gifted clothing is a way that your mate can broadcast the love you have showered upon her (of course that works for jewelry too, but who wants to spend that kind of money?). On with the shirts!
Fret not, geeks in love. If you haven’t picked out a gift for that someone special in your life, there are still a few precious days during which you can have items shipped from the internet. Flowers will wilt and food will spoil, but the lifetime of a t-shirt is only a function of your ability to do laundry. Besides, wearing gifted clothing is a way that your mate can broadcast the love you have showered upon her (of course that works for jewelry too, but who wants to spend that kind of money?). This time around, we’ll break the tradition of only featuring brand-new shirts to bring you a “best of” roundup. For when when you truly need to say “I love you” with a t-shirt, here are your best geeky bets:
If two keys on a keyboard can discover true love, then so can you. Don’t rain on his parade, though. Rumor has it she is cheating on him with “P” and “D”.
I would have gotten you a real Valentine’s Day present if I wasn’t so addicted to this puzzle game. Over 20 years later, Tetris is still universal understood. Tell her you’ve been building a tower your whole life, just waiting for the right brick to come along.
Image courtesy of Penny-Arcade.com
Chocolate, the classic Valentine’s day gift, is boiled down to pure science in this t-shirt. Theobromine, whose molecular model is pictured below, is the sister-alkaloid of Caffeine. In short, it’s what makes chocolate so wonderful.
Image courtesy of ThinkGeek.com
Now you, too, can engage in the mating calls of Ralph Wiggum. Try to do so without the rubber pants, though.
Image courtesy of BustedTees.com
She’ll love it because it seems like a great way to show you love her while embracing those crazy video games that you enjoy. You’ll love it because nobody else understands the creepy Patrick Swayze reference.
Image courtesy of Amorphia-Apparel.com
