Cthulhu Ski Mask is Full of Win, Cthulhu

I have to admit, I haven’t read any of H.P. Lovecraft’s novels especially those concerning the Cthulhu Mythos. But I can respect any author who has both made a lasting imprint on the fabric of society and inspire countless people to continue to read their books and bring their creations to life. To that end, […]

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I have to admit, I haven't read any of H.P. Lovecraft's novels especially those concerning the Cthulhu Mythos. But I can respect any author who has both made a lasting imprint on the fabric of society and inspire countless people to continue to read their books and bring their creations to life.

To that end, consider this Cthulhu ski mask. Lovingly created in Zoidberg-pink and available on Etsy (custom made in any color you choose), this mask is sure to invite terror on your companions on the slopes or keep weirdos on the subway at bay.

From the creator, who (in the interest of full disclosure) is a friend of mine:

Have you ever dreamed of being entombed in the sunken city of R'lyeh? Rising from the depths of the Pacific ocean to evoke terror on the world? Being Cthulhu, one of H.P Lovecraft's most well known characters, the high priest to the Great Old Ones? A horrific combination of octopus, dragon, and human characteristics that can instill fear with just one look?

Then this is the ski mask for you!

Custom Cthulhu Ski Mask (Etsy, $50)