# Pak Taliban: We'll surge into Afghanistan, too.
# Axe: Don't worry about Afghan soldiers' weed-smoking
# Dear G.I.: Please don't wear your "Knight Templar" patch on patrol in a Muslim country. Or the Jack Bauer one.
# Air Force Research Lab wants 1,700 PS3 controllers, ASAP
# "Former Soviet 'monkey nursery' wants to send an ape To Mars"
(High five: MI, WK)