Over the weekend, Military Police at Fort Huachuca, Ariz., were on alert, standing ready to defend their installation from tiny, trick-or-treating terrorists.
This Halloween public service announcement comes courtesy of Fort Huachuca's Department of Emergency Services. Score another one for the culture of day-glo safety belt enforcement!
Sgt. Justin Hayes lays down the law: "Do not wear masks or makeup when entering Fort Huachuca. Our security guards must be able to identify you. Military and civilian police patrols will increase in the housing area during the Halloween holiday."
And just in case your teenage children are stockpiling eggs, a curfew was in effect for juveniles 13-17 years of age. MPs "will detain and cite juveniles violating the curfew ... more than one violation will resort [sic] in a mandatory appearance at the youth council." Scary!
