Iron Eagles, Danger Room's collection of awesomely bad videos from the military-industrial complex, knows no borders. We've had Israeli arms merchants selling their wares to a Bollywood soundtrack, John Elway scaring the citizens of Colorado, and the Defense Intelligence Agency reaching out to "foreign nationals."
Now, courtesy of the Pakistan Ordnance Factory, we have this clunker. The synth-rock soundtrack is particularly bad: It sounds like the A.Q. Khan ring kidnapped Joey Tempest, chained him to a Korg Polysix and forced him to start composing.
My favorite is the guy in the white disco suit (or is it a lab coat?) cheerfully testing the 12.7mm machine gun. Better keep your hearing protection on! Still, the voice-over ("joint wenture," "in-FAN-try weapons," "where sky is the limit") leaves something to be desired.
Someone, unfortunately, has disabled embedding on YouTube, so you'll have to click through.
Spotter: JT
