Ask a Basterd: Should I Ask My World Of Warcraft Wife If She's Really a Dude?

Should I ask my World of Warcraft wife if she's really a dude?

Should I ask my World of Warcraft wife if she's really a dude?
Absolutely not. If it's good, don't check under the hood. I say, love her with everything you've got. I mean, she's your wife, man!

Illustration: Jason Lee

Related How To Behave: The New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans
Previous: Don't Blog or Tweet Anything With More Than Half a Million Hits Next: Delete Unwanted Posts From Your Facebook Wall