Ask a Basterd: Can I Answer My Cell at a Movie if It Seems Urgent?

Can I answer my cell during a movie if it seems urgent?

* Photo: Dan Winters * Can I answer my cell during a movie if it seems urgent?
Never. It may be a brief interruption—just a few seconds—but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent bootleg? Did you ever think of that? Now all those street-corner copies are permanently defiled by your so-called "emergency." Don't be so damn selfish.

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