Tweets That'll Get You Fired From Celeb Ghost Twittering

Illustration: Eddie Guy Michael_Phelps Playin hackey sack, listenin to reggae, thinkin about last night's Phish concert, and eatin Doritos. iamdiddy Kicking off 36-hour tantric sex session! 6:29 AM Apr 16th from Web iamdiddy Nevermind. 6:30 AM Apr 16th from Web David Lynch G2G, Two and a Half Men is on. aplusk KILLER! Just saw my wife […]

* Illustration: Eddie Guy * Michael_Phelps Playin hackey sack, listenin to reggae, thinkin about last night's Phish concert, and eatin Doritos.

iamdiddy Kicking off 36-hour tantric sex session!
6:29 AM Apr 16th from Web

iamdiddy Nevermind.
6:30 AM Apr 16th from Web

David Lynch G2G, Two and a Half Men is on.

aplusk KILLER! Just saw my wife in Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" video. She TOTALLY looks the same 25 years later. AWESOME!!!

juliaallison Just had a funny thought, but I'd hate to bore you with it.

kevinrose Man, VCs are so effin GULLIBLE!!!

AKGovSarahPalin Didja know Levi is also a kind of pants?

maddow @billoreilly We still on to go see Fireproof 2night?

johncmayer @LucyJuicy25 @EscortGirly @FoxxxyLooks @SexyXYZ @EasyLizzy @SwissMissyMiss What's up? #JenniferAnistonRevenge

samantharonson There are so many hot guys at this party.

andersoncooper There are so many hot guys at this party.

waltmossberg Totally love my blinged out pink RAZR!

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