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Yoda: 'Size Matters Not' in Brothel Appeal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs0thIlw6E A federal appeals court exercised some levity Wednesday when it referred to Star Wars character Yoda when upholding an Illinois couple’s convictions for running a brothel called the Royal Health Spa in Rockford, Illinois. “Size matters not,” 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals judge Frank Easterbrook wrote (.pdf) in upholding the pair’s sentences. Hat […]

A federal appeals court exercised some levity Wednesday when it referred to Star Wars character Yoda when upholding an Illinois couple's convictions for running a brothel called the Royal Health Spa in Rockford, Illinois.

"Size matters not," 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals judge Frank Easterbrook wrote (.pdf) in upholding the pair's sentences.

Hat tip: Howard Bashman

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