If you ever want to see a real-life depiction of what space travel looks like, just tell that gorgeous lady you met at your favorite bar that the fragrance you're wearing is Star Trek's Tiberius. She'll blast off that stool and out of your life forever, warp factor nine.
Then again, if you ever find yourself on the floor of Comic-Con International on a Saturday afternoon and get a whiff of the plasma cloud of B.O. wafting off the over-exerting fanboys, you might wish the convention operators gave away the official line of Star Trek fragrances at the door.
TrekMovie.com has the first look at the new designer fragrances connected to J.J. Abrams' new movie.
It's hard to imagine anyone but the most intense Trekker buying these because they genuinely want to smell like a doomed redshirt.
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