Scottish entertainer and Torchwood star John Barrowman incited a holiday tempest in a teapot after exposing his genitals -- on the radio. Even though no one actually saw the Torchwood wood, Sunday's incident nevertheless made the media rounds, waking everyone in the haze of too much turkey.
"I didn't take the whole thing out," BBC News quoted Barrowman as explaining, "but I got my fruit and nuts out."
Speaking of fruits and nuts, the superstar flash prompted only one listener to complain, but that's all it evidently takes to make something out of nothing. Barrowman was thus shamed into a crotch-centric mea culpa for doing something that actually made BBC Radio 1 exciting.
"I apologize for any offense I have caused," Barrowman confessed, adding that he "would never intentionally do anything to undermine the integrity of the corporation."
Don't look now Captain Jack, but I think you just gave it integrity, and excitement.
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