Today has been largely about EMI. First, we reported that the venerable music behemoth, which has scared off acts like Radiohead and lost over a billion dollars in the first quarter of the year, will sell music through airport kiosks. Then music blog Idolator posted a rant arguing we don't know anything about the music business.
We weren't the only targets; BoingBoing also made the cut.
In a Monday diatribe called "'Wired' Blogger Not Afraid to Look Stupid," Idolator called me out for Friday's post, "EMI Badly Wounded, Bleeds a Billion." It singled out this argument:
Idolator's beef begins with our assumption that future albums from Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney and other ex-EMI talent would be profitable. It ends by branding BoingBoing, Listening Post and other "online nerds" who think the music business sorely needs an upgrade as freeloading dolts. That's a lot of targets:
Where to start? Being called stupid or a nerd is silly enough, for I am neither. Listening Post's Eliot Van Buskirk tackled the other issues with his own questions.
"How can Idolator argue that losing those artists isn't a big deal?" he asked in a series of hilarious instant messages we shared on the minor feud. "Do they think that major labels are supposed to atrophy into back-catalog licensing companies and cease being active labels?"
this audio or video is no longer availableIt seems today's answer is yes, judging by his recently filed report on EMI and the hopefully profitable airport kiosk business. And I would add that if the controversial, excellently-named Guy Hands and his private-equity vehicles that took over EMI had an interest in continuing as a music label, they wouldn't have cited the changing music marketplace, EMI's unnecessary expenditures, imploding "artist profitability" and the label's "traditional" way of working with talent as reasons for posting a $1.2 billion scarlet L.
In sum, I may not know as much about the inner workings of one major label as this particular Idolator writer, but I know private equity groups well enough. They like numbers – black numbers – and not bands, revered or otherwise. They can see well enough that their only gainer was the licensing arm, so it's reasonable to assume that the label arm could get chopped off. That said, licensing will not save EMI, especially as an active label, so my argument that EMI could be the first of the remaining majors to fracture still stands.
Keep swinging, Idolator. We understand your desire to call people names and these weird accusations just might earn you a little extra traffic. But keep your muddled mitts off of BoingBoing. They were pulling traffic and shaping culture long before you were a pipe dream in Gawker's head.
See also:
- Nerd Beef: Pitchfork vs. The Airborne Toxic Event
- EMI To Sell Albums on Airport Kiosks
- EMI Badly Wounded, Bleeds Over a Billion
- EMI Licenses Lyrics for Clothing
- EMI Loses Stones, Scores Humiliation Hat Trick
- In EMI-ITunes Deal, the Big Loser May Be Microsoft
- EMI Sells Radiohead Back Catalog on $160 USB Stick