PAX: What Bad TurboGrafx Game Should I Buy?

SEATTLE — Over at the Pink Godzilla booth at Penny Arcade Expo, they’ve got a few of the worst TurboGrafx games ever for sale from between $15-20. I kind of want to buy one just to say I blew some money on something stupid, but which? Dungeon Explorer, with its Godawful box (right)? China Warrior, […]

DungeoncoverSEATTLE -- Over at the Pink Godzilla booth at Penny Arcade Expo, they've got a few of the worst TurboGrafx games ever for sale from between $15-20. I kind of want to buy one just to say I blew some money on something stupid, but which?

Dungeon Explorer, with its Godawful box (right)?

China Warrior, the worst beat-em-up ever?
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Vigilante*, the second worst beat-em-up ever?

I'm torn. I don't want to buy more than one of these but can't choose. So please vote on which one I should buy. I'll buy whichever you want me to, then I'll play it next week on my TurboExpress for at least, like, 15 minutes.