PAX: The Awesomest, Saddest Cake

SEATTLE — I watch a lot of those Food Network Challenge cake things, and so it was pretty cool to see that a local bakery had put together this novelty Penny Arcade Adventures cake. Unfortunately, it was all but destroyed by day two, and just sitting there, next to Wil Wheaton, unattended. The Fruit Fucker’s […]

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SEATTLE -- I watch a lot of those Food Network Challenge cake things, and so it was pretty cool to see that a local bakery had put together this novelty Penny Arcade Adventures cake.

Unfortunately, it was all but destroyed by day two, and just sitting there, next to Wil Wheaton, unattended. The Fruit Fucker's arms had broken off. In fact, pretty much everything was broken and ruined, just from the jostling that the table took from all the foot traffic and gawkers. At this point I don't think you could pay someone to eat it.

Oh well. I'm sure it was pretty awesome in its day. (Friday.)

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