Bigfoot Issue Press Conference: Bigfoot Not Dead, Bigfoot Love Gadgets

Bigfoot here. Bigfoot big fan of Wired and Gadget Lab. (Bigfoot even do own wiring for Bigfoot press conference!) Bigfoot want make this press release and say that reports of Bigfoot death greatly exaggerated. (Bigfoot also have advanced degree in American Literature. But Bigfoot student loans are worse than writing Master’s dissertation on Atlas Shrugged. […]

Bigfoot here. Bigfoot big fan of Wired and Gadget Lab. (Bigfoot even do own wiring for Bigfoot press conference!) Bigfoot want make this press release and say that reports of Bigfoot death greatly exaggerated. (Bigfoot also have advanced degree in American Literature. But Bigfoot student loans are worse than writing Master's dissertation on Atlas Shrugged. Ugh, what Bigfoot thinking?) Now you click on image below to read full press release. CLICK! Or Bigfoot rip arms off! Just kidding, Bigfoot gentle wood ape; he no hurt fly!
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