Things Not to Say in a Facebook Status Update

  • 1. Rockin' Freebird!

  • 2. Rubbing cream on that thing I noticed last weekend. Doesn't seem to be working.

  • 3. Buying DC Universe Classics Wave 5 the Atom at Wal-Mart! Build-a-figure Metallo is complete!

  • 4. Feeling trapped in this male body.

  • 5. Jesus, I'm lonely.

  • 6. D'oh! Accidentally trimmed my pickin' nail.

  • 7. Watching The Notebook again.

  • 8. Quick! Does anyone know the age of consent in Kentucky?

  • 9. Just came up with a new emoticon for sanguine [:<≠>

  • 10. Thinking about maybe talking to someone.

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