Ted Nugent's 'I Am The NRA' Costs $2 per MP3

We can get down with Ted Nugent’s respect for the Constitution, although his myopic obsession with its Second Amendment can get a little grating. I can’t remember the last time I saw a minuteman leap down his front steps to defend against the British, but maybe that’s just me. "The Nuge," as he is occasionally […]

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We can get down with Ted Nugent's respect for the Constitution, although his myopic obsession with its Second Amendment can get a little grating. I can't remember the last time I saw a minuteman leap down his front steps to defend against the British, but maybe that's just me.

"The Nuge," as he is occasionally known, has a new song out called "I Am The NRA" that magically equates political freedom with the right to own high-powered assault rifles and Teflon-coated bullets. Nugent recorded the song in Waco, Texas and debuted it at the NRA Convention in Louisville, Kentucky, in May.

"We know in our hearts and souls that God gaveeach of us a precious, equal, miraculous gift of life," according to the enthusiastic rocker. "And we alsoknow, that if not for the formation and growth of this fundamentalgrassroots organization (we assume he's talking about the NRA here), individual American citizens would no longerhave that US Constitutionally guaranteed God given right to keep andbear arms for the protection of this gift. Thank God for the NRA."

His press release also claims the self-released song is available on NRA.org, but as far as I can tell, it's not. You can however stream a sample from his site, or pay $2 for the 128 Kbps MP3. I guess freedom really isn't free.

Here are the lyrics:

When I think of freedom,

I got my Bill Of Rights

US Constitution is my guiding light

Our founding fathers, they were not confused

I always celebrate self-evident truths

I AM THE NRA I AM THE NRA

I am we the people

I don't need no OK

My pursuit of happiness will take me all the way

If you hate slavery as much as we all do

Come on join the fight, I'll tell you what we do

I AM THE NRA I AM THE NRA

If you hate tyrants and dictators and are ready to give freedom a whirl

Celebrate the NRA and the shot heard round the world

The shot heard round the world

Photo: The Toad