Velcro Shorts Pamper Your Crotch With Good Vibrations

Every once in a while, some obscure company in China -- in this case, Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd -- will come out with the exact product you've been dreaming of. For me, that product is massage pants. Nevermind that these pants are clearly shorts, let's take a look at the specs:

* Built-7 group of super vibration massage, a scientific and rational allocation

* Ring far infrared heaters, automatic temperature control, safe and reliable

* A variety of massage

* Automatic mode

* Automatic regularly work 20 minutes

* High-performance rechargeable batteries for exclusive use, energy, security

Sweet baby Jesus! Fashionable vibrating shorts that heat your crotch in reassuring 20-minute intervals? What more could a blogger ask for, really? Unfortunately, you can only order these breathtaking shorts in bulk -- five hundred pairs, to be precise.

[Product Page through Fashionably Geek]