Israeli Spooks' Lame New Blog

Example number #55374567834650 of why government blogs suck. Shin Bet, Israel’s hush-hush internal security agency, launched a blog over the weekend. But the Sabra spies aren’t writing about running informants or breaking up terrorist rings. In fact, they’re not discussing Israel’s delicate security situation at all. Instead, they’re blabbing about how much they love their […]

080317_shinbetExample number #55374567834650 of why government blogs suck. Shin Bet, Israel's hush-hush internal security agency, launched a blog over the weekend. But the Sabra spies aren't writing about running informants or breaking up terrorist rings. In fact, they're not discussing Israel's delicate security situation at all. Instead, they're blabbing about how much they love their families, and the joys of drawing a government paycheck. Zzzzzzzz.

The new site is "part of an attempt by the organization to attract more high-tech workers to [the agency's] ranks," the Associated Press says. It features four Shin Bet employees, referred to only by the first letter of their names, and appearing in silhouette. Despite the mysterious identities, however, these spies are pretty damn mundane.

"Yud," the "technological brain" and "expert in integration infrastructure," chats about how government work is so much mellower than his old, corporate jobs. "Family, Family, and Again
Family: In the priorities I draw for myself in life, family is above everything, the wife and kids are the most important thing in my life.
Because of that, when i was looking for a place to work, I emphasized the question of whether a potential job would respect the oh-so-delicate balance in my life between work and family life."

Ugh. I know -- it's mistake to expect too much from any government website. And that goes double for an agency that's accustomed to the shadows. But still...

If the Shin Bet blog has a saving grace, it's that some of the writers have a sense of humor.

The
34-year-old martial arts enthusiast reassure[s] readers that he's usually home by
6:30 p.m. and that his salary is no worse than at any other high-tech company on the market. "A sense of mission? To avoid clichés and fend off cynics we won't get ourselves into those corners," he writes...

[Aleph], a programming engineer who is a fan of basketball and the TV series Lost*, writes that he heard the Shin Bet was looking for high-tech workers and imagined the fictional Counter-Terrorism Unit from the hit show *24
. "Who wouldn't want to imagine themselves working in the command-and-control center of the CTU?" he writes.

His blog entry indicates real life might be somewhat less exciting:
"Though it's really unfair, I didn't get a siren to put on my car, and
I too have to sit in traffic jams.

This post will self-destruct in 10 seconds," he writes.

(Translation help: Haninah)