Video: Uwe Boll Takes It to the Jungle for Far Cry

"Let’s not go over the top," says Udo Kier in this trailer for the movie adaptation of Far Cry. But, Udo, if it wasn’t over the top, it wouldn’t be a Uwe Boll movie, now would it?

The acting is terrible and the writing is laughable, but the action looks like it might be half-decent. In a made-for-USA Network-and-starring-Mario Van Peebles kind of way. As my dating history will prove, my standards are pretty low, so I’ll definitely be checking this out when it’s released in the spring.