Rush Limbaugh's Mysterious Leopard Issues

The king of dittoheads is also a Machead. During his Tuesday broadcast, Limbaugh professed his love of all things Mac. "I've got four Mac Pros," he said. "They're the top-of-the-line Mac Pros, maxed out."

The only problem is that yesterday's 10.5.2 update from Apple apparently hasn't addressed his ongoing Leopard issues…and it's starting to frustrate the conservative talk radio host and cigar connoisseur. (He doesn't elaborate on what, precisely, these issues are.)

I'm telling these guys. I've worked patiently. I've been very patient with my Apple rep, with my developer rep, and they're working hard on it, but nothing gets done! All use file reports and get lost in the Apple bureaucratic system -- and occasionally a good-intentioned, good-hearted Apple rep will get on the phone, try to solve it, and will say, "Yep. It's the same problem I'm having on my machine." They're having the same problem at Apple that I'm having here, but it's supposed to work.

The best part of the exchange comes when Limbaugh asks his broadcast engineer, Mike Maimone, if he should resort to putting out a personal plea to Steve Jobs and see where that gets him. The answer?

"Jobs has you tagged. He's making sure your computers don't work. If you put out this appeal to Steve Jobs and ask him to help, his reply is going to be, 'Mr. Limbaugh. Do us a favor and endorse Windows.'"

I don't know. Personally, I've grown weary of Justin Long.