When you care enough to paralyze with style, Taser has a new leopard-skin model of its C2 self-defense zapper and a new holster that includes an MP3 player. The C2 has a laser sight and can hit would-be assailants as far as 15 feet away with electric leads that deliver 50,000 volts of neuromuscular-incapacitating assertiveness.
The MPH Holster adds an MP3 player with 1GB of storage, just enough to put together a fine playlist. I'm thinking "Shock the Monkey," "State of Shock," the entire "High Voltage" album, "Longing For the Electricity of Your Touch,"...
TASER's Leopard Print Personal Protection Device [Digital Silence]
