You didn't think Microsoft was just going to let Apple own this news cycle, did you? Nope, the Redmond Beast makes it own claim for your attention with a new Zune edition -- the well-reviewed 80GB Zune 2, now in red with custom graphics for Valentine's Day and pre-loaded with a collection of romantic music and playlists, including tunes by the late fertility god Barry White.
Note to guys: Be really sure you know what you're doing if you're thinking about getting your honey a Zune for Valentine's Day. There's potential for severe disappointment both on the "What the hell is this not-an-iPod" and "This is supposed to be romantic?" fronts.
Zune 80 goes Red for Valentine's Day [Neowin]