If you're ready to sell your soul to the telco store on the base of some promise of triple-play nirvana, you may want to take a gander at this rant against the many-tentacled Verizon. It begins with a lost phone and ends (for now) with a collection agency and a reflexive twitch whenever the term "customer service" is uttered. A sample:
"Why I Never Want Anything To Do With Verizon Ever Ever Again" [The Consumerist]