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Top 10 iPhone Pet Names

Believe it or not, we actually do have some commitment to literary achievement here at the Lab. Which means little things like not endlessly repeating ourselves, especially with an item as thoroughly media saturated as the iPhone. So, as we begin our nostalgic tiptoe through the consumer madness that was 2007, read on for our […]

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Believe it or not, we actually do have some commitment to literary achievement here at the Lab. Which means little things like not endlessly repeating ourselves, especially with an item as thoroughly media saturated as the iPhone. So, as we begin our nostalgic tiptoe through the consumer madness that was 2007, read on for our list of the year's Top iPhone Pet Names Used By Gadget Lab:

  1. Stupendabrick
  2. Love Slab
  3. The Device That Rules Our Waking Hours and Sneaks Unbidden Into Our Dreams
  4. My Precious
  5. MeinGottinHimmelphone (during the brief German heyday of the unlocked iPhone)
  6. Überphone
  7. Alphaomegabrick
  8. Jehovaphone
  9. Ba'albrick (referring to the Babylonian deity, for you humanities dropouts)
  10. The most desired and revolutionary consumer object since the invention of Tupperware