Because some of us can't wait to turn on the TV to be scared by the Department of Homeland Security... Introducing: terror alert bedding.
The 100% virgin wool blanket, designed by New York-based artist Chrissy Conant, fits king and queen-sized beds. According to Artware Editions, "Conant's work is about her dealings with her ultimate fears and insecurities. In Chrissy Homeland Security® Blanket, the artist confronts her fear of terrorism by designing a blanket to protect herself against all levels of threat." Just don't spill your danger dog on it.
(High five: Superpunch)
