Given its resemblance to star chamber of 5ft-tall alien banana people or a creepy tableaux by Jim Woodring, it should come as no surprise that the
Neos Playworld System is a child's toy.
Put simply, it has a bunch of competitive games programmed into the central panel, the lights flash, and one must strike them. Whack-a-mole, Simon Says, musical memory games, that sort of thing.
The idea is to get the little beggars to go outside and play, and tire themselves out while they do it. It comes in ten colors, must be secured to a hard, non-carpeted surface, and can be jiggered to run on solar power. Pricing on request.
